Cock. Bite.

FOXSports: Outspoken Everett will shake up quiet Mariner — He hadn’t even started his first Mariners workout, and already Carl Everett was spicing up a bland Seattle spring training.

I’ve long said that if I went to an M’s game that I would root for them, unless they were playing the Yankees. What’s more is that I’d wear an M’s jersey if they were playing the Red Sox. And that’s saying a lot: I’ve never worn any other team’s MLB jersey. Ever. It’s true! The only two baseball jerseys I own that are non-Yankees are an independent minor league team in CT and a New York Rangers branded one. That aside, there’s no way in hell that I’m ever going to root for Carl Everett. The man is a cockbite and I won’t have any part of it.

Sorry Seattle fans – I can’t be even a little flexible on this one.


2 thoughts on “Cock. Bite.”

  1. That’s where I grew to hate him, but I dislike 95% of the people in a Red Sox uniform. Change the uniform and I can get to like him again. Everett on the other hand, is another story. I grew to think of him as a cockbite through his actions AS a Red Sox and I never forgave him for his 2-out gork that robbed Mussina of a perfect game up in Fenway.

    He’s simply a cockbite.


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