Quote of the Night

“I swear to God… for the amount of piss that’s on the floor in the bathroom, you have to wonder how the human race continues to reproduce. If a guy can’t hit something as big as a urinal, how in the hell can he find a vagina?”

— Randy

One thought on “Quote of the Night”

  1. It’s not hard sober. Otherwise the equally drunk, and increasingly frustrated female will lend a helping hand.

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