Empathy, For a Man Kicked in the Dick

eBay: For Sale: One Slightly Used Size 12 Wedding Gown. Only worn twice: Once at the wedding and once for these pictures — I found my ex-wife’s wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, “That’s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it.” So, this is what I’m doing.


2 thoughts on “Empathy, For a Man Kicked in the Dick”

  1. Whoa. That’s a K-12 addy. And I’m guessing yer not in high school because high schoolers don’t typically have to ask about ways to get even… they’d know how to instinctively. That means K-8 and well: I’m not getting involved.

    Tell the guy to get a Band-Aid, an ice pack, and walk it off.


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