No, Virginia, Santa Has Left With Joltin’ Joe

MSNBC.com: More than a decade after 16-year-old Amy Fisher had a sexual relationship with a much-older car mechanic and shot his wife in the face, the one-time “Long Island Lolita” and Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco have agreed to appear together in a televised reunion.

For fuck’s sake, why in the hell are these people back in the news?! Joey and Mary Jo are with other partners now; Amy has since turned author after spending years in prison… can’t we force them to just go away, once and for all?

Unless Mary Jo and Amy are going to team up to beat the shit outta Joey… I’d be OK with that. In fact, that might make a good PPV special.


2 thoughts on “No, Virginia, Santa Has Left With Joltin’ Joe”

  1. Hey…you’re doing exactly what they want you to do…talk about it…be interested in it…etc. Good going. :)


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