Subject: Hello Friend, lets be friends because friends are like clothe without them one is naked

Am Omonye Ojojie, from Rwanda in Africa presently residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal due to the civil war going on in my country. Am 25 years female. I will tell you more about myself, my family and all that maybe necessary in this relationship when you reply to this mail.If this interest you, get back to me on my email : [removed because who wants to help a spammer].

The language, man, the language! And how wonderful - there's towns in Connecticut that don't have 'net access, yet they've got broadband in an African civil war zone. Honestly, does spam ever work?

Someday I'm going to go off the grid and click on every link I see, just to see what happens.