Bless You?

Politically Correctness sucks.

The other day I’m walking down a hall at work and someone is walking towards me. She sneezes. I instinctively say “Bless you.” I’ve said that for years whenever someone sneezes. It was even a running joke in Singles. But I’m at work. Now I start thinking “was that right? Should I have said that? What if she’s an atheist? What if she’s offended? What if HR was monitoring this hallway, waiting for just this kind of slip up? Is there a non-religious way to ‘excuse’ someone for blasting germs at you in a sneeze? What’s proper???” All this thought, just for political correctness? Fuck that.

If you sneeze near me, yer getting blessed, dammit, so shup about it.


4 thoughts on “Bless You?”

  1. I say you are safe. I’m atheist and I don’t care..

    the thing I don’t like of being told by teachers that I have to say bless you!

  2. Say “Gesundheit”.

    On the other hand, “Bless you” doesn’t specify who is supposed to bless her- even if it is implied. She could fill in the blank with what ever she wants.

    It’s better than screaming “Cover your mouth!!!” at her.


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