FOXSports: Outspoken Everett will shake up quiet Mariner — He hadn’t even started his first Mariners workout, and already Carl Everett was spicing up a bland Seattle spring training.

I’ve long said that if I went to an M’s game that I would root for them, unless they were playing the Yankees. What’s more is that I’d wear an M’s jersey if they were playing the Red Sox. And that’s saying a lot: I’ve never worn any other team’s MLB jersey. Ever. It’s true! The only two baseball jerseys I own that are non-Yankees are an independent minor league team in CT and a New York Rangers branded one. That aside, there’s no way in hell that I’m ever going to root for Carl Everett. The man is a cockbite and I won’t have any part of it.

Sorry Seattle fans – I can’t be even a little flexible on this one.