Help Wanted

It’s an international opportunity to be sure, but I doubt that Yamaguchi-gumi have a need for a US-based gaijin that only speaks American. I mean I easily outweigh the average Japanese resident and I’m on par with the national height over there, so that’s a plug, but unless they need a coder, I doubt I’d be of use to them. I can’t even launder money without a Maytag and Tide. Just as well – I’m sort of attached to my pinky fingers after all.

[And yes, I speak American – US English has branched off enough from UK English to be considered different, so I’m going to make the distinction. I speak American natively but I’ve also learned to speak English as well over the years.]


3 thoughts on “Help Wanted”

  1. Hmmmm~ how interesting! I had no idea! I’ll have to check with the man and see how true this is. Incidentally, I’m sure K would love to be federally expressed to you. She needs someone to get her away from Married Teacher!

  2. Who could know? I mean I know they boys are there are organized and all but not even our Mafia is that bold (or enterprising – omerta is still very much the rule for new recruits).

    And lemme know when K is packed – I’ll have them ship her to m’house rather than a post office box. It’s a little cramped in there… ;)


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