Rock Bottom

CNN: North Korea’s claim to have tested a nuclear weapon drew widespread condemnation Monday, with the United States calling it potentially a “provocative act” and even close ally China strongly opposing it.

Wild shit: US, China, and Russia all agree that this is a pooch screw and they’re all bashing it. Vocally. First time in a long time that the three more powerful nations have been united in their opinions… of course Japan, South Korean, and Australia are also on board, but that’s hardly a surprise, given their location. All of Europe too, and that’s remarkable: some nations in the EU will do anything just to prove that they aren’t American.

You know you’ve hit Rock Bottom when even France won’t support you.


Sad: Lawsuit Edition

How far have we come with lawsuits in our society? Far enough so we now need to have “Caution – the hot coffee in this cup may be hot” and “Warning – this sharp knife might cut you” on obvious products. So far that we need other types of obvious disclaimers like “This doll does not actually talk” on commercials that take liberties in the name of advertising.

I was just watching one of the newer iPod nano commercials between innings and thought “Geez, I wonder how long it will take before someone sues Apple complaining that their nano doesn’t make colorful streaks in the dark or because their wheel doesn’t light up” like they do in the commercials…

That’s just sick.

Oo! We Got a New Fence!

Looks like a new law got passed to “secure” our southern border. Does a big fence make a border more secured? Better than an empty open field or a massive hole in an existing fence, so yeah, I’ll say so. More secure. I also heard a sound bite that may or may not be true: about LA passing a law that prevents illegal immigrants from renting a room with in the city limits. I need to confirm that, though, but for now, lets assume I heard it right.

To both I say “about fuckin’ time”.
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Smile Mob Gets Unhappy Ending

BoingBoing: Bloggers who attended a “smile mob” in Minsk, Belarus, were arrested for coming to the central square and smiling at each other. Some face months in prison.

Belarus is an ailing former Soviet state, and it’s where my paternal grandfather’s family comes from. All my life, it was a kind of romantic place of my origin, but all the news I ever hear from there is like this — police-state tactics that make the Soviet era sound like a paragon of liberty. Sad.

Sad? What’s so sad about it?

Smile at everyone you see in New York and you’ll get far worse than a simple arrest.

*sigh* – Apple Edition

Why does encoding video have to suck so freakin’ much?

[I’ll save Steve the effort of commenting on this post by commenting for him: “ha” with a “get a Mac” followed with a “user error” capped as “mine works!” but nothing changes the fact that this is such a painful process when it doesn’t have to be.]
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Something Feels Odd

Something feels odd. Leaves are starting to change. Temperatures are dropping: I already turned on the heat for my house. Skies are getting cloudier each day, which is normal for this time of year…

Oh yeah: I’ve been spared the emotional roller coaster that has become a staple of October during the last decade, as MLB winds down…

The Red Sox aren’t in the Playoffs.

Head… Broken… Unk!

Gamerscore Blog: Burger King Restaurants Feed 2006 Holiday Gift Frenzy with Three Exclusive Xbox/Xbox 360 Games

Is it me or do you too get a little tweaked when something from your past collides up with something from your present? Am I the only person that has this happen to’m? True, BK is in my distant past but I can almost guarantee that I could walk into my old workplace in CT and know at least three different people working there… probably more. Is the past ever really that distant? For me? It almost never is.

Frankly, it makes my ass pucker.

Oh, and I promised myself I’d say this once I succumbed to the ongoing pressure of installing recent release candidates on our work machines: this was posted from a Vista RC1 box! …sans IntelliType and IntelliPoint updates which is giving me digital gout.

Friendly Poker Etiquette

Had a small part of my east coast ire poke through my laid back west coast veneer during a poker game last night… I don’t think it was my fault – in fact, I think it was warranted – but it caused a little lull in the friendly banter at the table. If it’s any consolation, I feel sorta bad about that aspect of it, considering that it’s supposed to be a friendly game, but still…

Yeah, I think it was justified.
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Serenity Now!

CNN: NYC eyes ban on restaurant trans fats

Wow. Does that sound insane to anyone else? Is it just me? Has insanity taken over the city over there? What’s next? A law that keeps Exotic Dancers four feet away from the customers???

Oh, wait – that law is already on the books in Seattle. I guess if a “liberal” city like Seattle can be that asinine, New York City can compete for the title as well.

Yay!

Howard Redux

After landing in CT last week, I was stuck in traffic – shock! – and was station surfing on my radio… landed on 95.1, which was very faint seeing as I was still east of Hartford. They were playing something Rock-ish and then all of a sudden, I heard Howard and Artie arguing with Robin over something. I didn’t think twice about it, since I used to listen to Howard in the car for years, but then Artie swore a bit. “Wait, why is he on now? And on WRKI??? Wait, how can they swear on FM???” And then the signal dropped out. Then it came back.

That’s when I noticed a car next to me: it had a Sirius antenna on the trunk. Obviously, the driver was using an FM blaster to listen to Sirius and I was close enough to pick up the blasting signal, as we were all in stopped traffic… the end result is that I heard “Fuck” via my FM radio – can you imagine the fun you could have with people if you got a more powerful blaster and sat in traffic? Mind boggling. The FCC would be powerless to field the complaints too… in fact, if you hated a show on FM, you could do this to people, generate complaints (and fines) and the FCC would jump on the show.

Of course, Howard was on terrestrial radio again this morning, which is what reminded me of the story – was very strange to hear him call into another radio show even if it was for just a few minutes…

Tokyo Suckerpunch!

Microsoft: Microsoft announced that its fall software update, scheduled for release later this year, will allow all Xbox 360 consoles around the world to output game and movie content in 1080p resolution.

1080p?! Where in the hell did that come from? I mean… I work in the damned group and even I didn’t know about it! And we announced it in Japan – makes me wonder if there’s any seppuku action in Sony’s HQ. Or if I need yet-another-new TV… uwah, no. No new TV!

Guess Apple isn’t the only company that can keep product plans secret …when they want to.

Pedestrians

Question: when you’re walking in a parking lot, is it the responsibility of the pedestrian or the driver to avoid collisions while opening car doors?

In WA, you only have to yield right of way to pedestrians if they’re in a crosswalk and are following the signal. True, this doesn’t mean you get to run them down if they jaywalk, but if someone is waiting to cross a street mid-block, you aren’t allowed to stop and let them cross either. Yet, as with most traffic laws, things get muddy when it comes to parking lots: private property, non-city road, etc. So, if a pedestrian was walking in a parking lot between cars and got hit with an opening car door, who would be at fault?

I ask because this morning I opened my door (which is rather large on a Mini, considering the size of the car) and it almost whapped the backside of some dude walking close to my car. I pulled in while he was walking across the lot, if he was thinking about it. The spot next to me was open, so it was his choice to walk right next to my car. Given how far past the door he was, I’d say he was in my blind spot even if I thought to look. The thing is that he shot me such a dirty look that I apologized before I had a chance to think “I wonder if he just dinged my door with his travel mug.” Which makes me think that it’s a driver’s responsibility, but even so: you can’t go running around parked cars without paying attention.

Did I waste an apology on the git?

They’ll Have To Wait

Oops. Guess I need more free time.

A while back I buckled to peer pressure and bought Deadrising. Great purchase. In fact it was the first game that was able to pull Call of Duty 2 out of my 360 in a long while. A week after that I bought Saint’s Row. And two weeks after that I bought Lego Star Wars II.

Well then. Deadrising actaully had a story and it kept my attention longer than I thought it would, so I opened the two other games, but haven’t played either one yet. Then I was out of town for a fistful of days over the last weekend. Now one of the devs at work just gave me The Godfather for the 360 from our inner-department library… no Zombies, Gangstas, or Jedi for me tonight, I guess.

Ya know. Priorities and all.


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